Hotel Smakk
I always enjoy all the little amenities at hotels like the minature bathroom accessories, the coffee pot set, the on-demand movies, mini-bar, etc. There's just the one thing I can quite comprehend that is always in the bathroom - the shower cap. Is there really that much of a demand for shower caps these days? Am I missing some other secret use for this item? Mini ice bag? Makeshift water balloon from balcony? Emercency condom?
And one more thing - can we make the glasses in the room a little bigger? I'm tired of making my Capt & Diet in the coffee pot...

Ringtone Smakk
After many years of not conforming with the rest of society, I have finally decided it's time to have a ringtone for my cell phone. Problem is I'm struggling greatly with that perfect choice that identifies who Smakk is by his ringer. If you have any good ideas, please feel free to list in my comments. Here's some I'm considering now:
Lean Like A Cholo - Down AKA Kilo
Stranglehold - Ted Nugent
Come Sail Away - Styx
Gold Digger - Kanye West (just for when Bunny calls)
I Drink Alone - George Thorogood
Gin & Juice - Snoop Dog
Too Drunk To Fuck - The Dead Kennedys
She Fuckin Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

Super Smakk
For the first time in many years, the actual game was better than the commercials on Superbowl Sunday. As much as it was against my Cowboy loyalty, I was rooting for Little Eli & the Giants to pull off that outstanding upset. In honor of this victory, I would like to predict some other unlikely upsets for the Crew in 2008:

Loops MVP will have a second Summer of Love with only 2 related incarcerations

LRod will realize there's more than one woman in the entire DFW area

Buster will be escorted off the SMU campus for impersonating a frat guy

Gwedo will become sponsored by Red Bull & Nitroglycerin Pills

Dangerous D will not upchuck for 2 whole weekends in a row

Wu's eyes will get round at the announcement of L's unexpected pregnancy

The Sosas will actually be invited somewhere

Smakk will stop talking shit, stop texting, & stop night sailing with the Captian....ok, maybe this one is a little too much of a longshot...