Weight Smakk
I decided last week to start eating healthy again to drop a few pounds before boat season kicks in for the summer. Combined with cutting back on the weekday evening sails and keeping up my 3 mile runs every morning, I figure I can knock off some of the gut in the next 30 days. Well, this morning I discovered an even quicker way to drop some quick weight. I'm about 2 miles into my run just trodding along a path overlooking the wildflowers and the little bit of nature we have in my hood. When all of a sudden, a freaking monster raccoon pounces out of the shrubs about 2 feet in front of me. It took everything I had not to drop a 2lb log right in my pants as I'm imagining a Harold & Kumar reenactment and an afternoon of rabies shots. I can say the school girl standing on the corner waiting for her bus got a big kick out of my panicked leap from the path to avoid the beast. Damn critters...
I decided last week to start eating healthy again to drop a few pounds before boat season kicks in for the summer. Combined with cutting back on the weekday evening sails and keeping up my 3 mile runs every morning, I figure I can knock off some of the gut in the next 30 days. Well, this morning I discovered an even quicker way to drop some quick weight. I'm about 2 miles into my run just trodding along a path overlooking the wildflowers and the little bit of nature we have in my hood. When all of a sudden, a freaking monster raccoon pounces out of the shrubs about 2 feet in front of me. It took everything I had not to drop a 2lb log right in my pants as I'm imagining a Harold & Kumar reenactment and an afternoon of rabies shots. I can say the school girl standing on the corner waiting for her bus got a big kick out of my panicked leap from the path to avoid the beast. Damn critters...
3 Comments:
At 12:51 PM, BIG WU said…
animal karma finally catches up after all the golf animal occurrences I've had. Too funny!!!
At 2:19 PM, troyy88 said…
Have you figured out the chaffing running shorts dilema yet sit?
At 3:10 PM, Yott said…
Old man sh*tting himself story is floating around some middle school this week.
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