Vegas Smakk
One more week until the Crew hits the City of Sin for Smakk's Bach Party. Everybody hide their children and make sure your insurance premiums are paid in full. This is bound to get ugly....

Sushi Smakk
The Bunny & I decided to have a little sushi for lunch today. And what's better than sushi for lunch? All you can eat sushi at lunch. And what's better than all you can eat sushi for lunch? All you can eat sushi at lunch with the revolving sushi bar (also known as KAITENZUSHI for those trivia geeks out there).
Yes, I'm talking about the conveyor belt revolving sushi bar that carries different plates of sushi and rolls round n round in front of you as you stay seated in your place at the bar. Is this not the perfect description of gluttony or what? At least at most all you can eat buffets, you have to weigh having those final selections against getting out of your chair to walk back to the buffet stations. With Kaitenzushi, you can just sit there grabbing plate after plate after plate with your fat ass planted snugly in your chair. Ahhhhhh, the good life. Sayonara all...I need a nap.

Doll Smakk
A few weeks ago, my 13 yr old niece made little bride & groom sock dolls for me and the Bunny. So the Bunny starting using the dolls as accent pieces on our pillows on our bed. So of course after a few days, the Bunny & I starting placing these sweet presents from my innocent little niece into various sexual positions on the bed for each other to find. All the normal variations were there as we kept trying to "one up" each other on positions, but then things took a very dark turn when I arrived home the other day. As I walk into the bedroom, there is bride doll sitting happily on the ceiling fan looking down at groom doll dangling from the fan blade with my belt as a hangman's noose around his neck. Sweet huh? I have been sleeping very, very lightly lately....

Hall of Fame Smakk
The Big Wu has been inducted into the Smakk Hall of Fame for his outstanding performance on Friday night. Though I was unable to view this event in person, I did get the play by play via text and picture phone from Gwedo & Loops MVP in real time. After a spectacular drunken performance at the Finn on a bunny free Friday night outing, our King Coconut ended the evening with a 2:30am P&P (puke and pass out). Though this ending is quite common among the Crew, Wu achieved his Hall of Fame status since the P&P occurred while he was in a booth at Denny's. Classic!

None of the Crew have heard much from Wu since he returned home to see his bunny on Saturday morning, but there have been weather reports that a new polar icecap forming in the Lewisville area has been spotted. I'm sure he was able to thaw a little bit of this new frozen tundra throughout the rest of the weekend. Maybe the rest of the bunny-attached Crew members should do some shopping for new thermal wear before we return from Smakk's Bach Party Vegas Extravaganza in a couple weeks...