Shamrock Smakk
St. Patty's Day is here tomorrow!!! The Bunny & I will be kicking off the festivities tomorrow morning starting with a caravan of the Crew heading down to Greenville Ave for the parade. After much green beer and jello shots at the corner of Greenville & Lovers, we will all be heading back to Club 6850 to keep the party going. With the 9am start to the day, I foresee complete pandemonium by 2pm. Loops will be MIA off partying at his Scottsdale fiesta but I'm sure the texts and pic will be flying. Predictions:
First puke - Wu
First passed out - Gwedo
First in pool - Dirty D
First naked in pool - whichever random that D brings
First ticketed for public urination - Sosa
First victimized by drinking game - LRod
First drunk - yours truly
It's gonna get ugly.....

Holiday Smakk
I'm seeing a pattern. When a holiday comes around, I get a new outfit of some sort. My newest item is a green bandana that says Bark If You're Irish. Nice. Really looking forward to having to wear this on what they're calling St. Patricks Day, whatever that is. I see it as a chance to escape during the party they're planning. I know some drunk idiot will open and the door and let me out. And they'll all be too inebriated to chase after me once again. Now if I could just figure out how to get my manhood back. Escaping and not having chicks to chase after is actually pretty lame. Kind of like Smakks "guys night out" are now that he is with the bunny. Ouch! - Carrot

300 Smakk
I went to see the movie "300" yesterday and have to say it was pretty entertaining. But what is much more entertaining now is when I answer every question that anyone asks me by yelling out, "I AM SPARTA!!!" Fun stuff...