Mail Smakk
Even though most people enjoy getting mail, I dread it. Usually it's just more bills or stupid magazines that I will never catch up on reading. Well the mail we got today may have reached an all time low. I open up the box and there's a small surprise package inside. Of all the things I expected to read on the package label I can say I did not expect to read off - "Udder Covers". For those of you that are not familiar with this term, also known as Hooter Hiders, this is some sort of blanket thingy to hide the Bunny's ta-tas while breast feeding Smakkette. Maybe I can also use it to stop the bleeding from my self inflicted gun shot wound...

Dead Smakk
I feel my blog is dying a slow death as I post fewer and fewer times. Have I just gotten lazy or is it something else? Maybe I have just lost all creative inspiration from the tremendous weight this year of turning 40 and being in the same profession for 15 years? Or could it be the 2 year anniversary of the Bunny locking my cage door? Or has the anticipation of Smakkette coming made this all just seem trivial? No, I think the real blog killer has been Facebook. It's just way too easy to post a little 1 or 2 line ditty on FB as compared to the full blown commitment of a paragraph or two here on the blog. Maybe I'll write a song about that, "Facebook killed the bloggggg smakk. Facebook killed the blogggggg smakk." I'll get on that right after I update my Facebook status...