V Smakk
My extended weekend starts now and will be dedicated to the letter "V":
Valentine's Day dinner at Kenny's WoodFire Grill tonight
Vegas vacation starting tomorrow
Victory at the blackjack tables in the Pussycat Doll Lounge
Variety of choices for our dinner tomorrow night at Bobby Flay's Mesa Grill
Vice City for three longnights
Vast amount of chips I'll be cashing in before return
and finally...
Very, very, very large amounts of alcohol consumption

Windmill Smakk
So we're having a nice little couples night at the Yotts on Saturday to enjoy some steaks, some beers and few games of Taboo & Catchpharse. At some point the conversation takes a small detour and we begin demonstrating our favorite leg stretch moves for clandestine removal in public for when your balls get stuck on your inner thigh. No - I have no idea how we got there. But then the Bunny raises it up a notch to give a demonstration of the pelvic motions for the penis windmill. Hands on hips, thrust waist forward, shake your money maker and prepare for liftoff. We thought LRod was going to need CPR from his laughing fit.
So for any of you single folks still left out there, here's what you have to look forward to on your future Saturday nights to come...