Baby Smakk
Items completed:
- Impregnate wife
- Get baby doctor
- Find out sex of baby
- Crib purchased & put together
- Child birth classes scheduled
- Case of Captain purchased to settle nightly nerves
Items still pending:
- Decide on a name
- Paint and decorate nursery
- Register for shower
- Secure day care
- Start UT college fund (if another school chosen, change to Smakk's new boat fund)
- Get gun permit and arm self to teeth
- Train carrot to attack all boys/men on command (especially spawn of Crew)

I'm sure I've left out one or two things....

Name Smakk
Last Wednesday we found out that as I predicted, we will be having a little girl coming our way around Christmas. The Bunny was thrilled to have at the news until she realized that now I will only be making trips to Burberry & Tiffany's for daddy's little girl. The Crew was of course thrilled just to have more ammunition against me. I was thrilled because I will now be getting that gun permit I always wanted.
So now comes the task of giving our little lady a name. The Bunny already had her list narrowed down and we have gotten very close to a couple choices. Though we had one selection that she really liked until I ruined it when I pointed out how cool it would be that her initials would be ARG. I mean just think of all the great pirate references I could have made all with her. Oh well...some people see no fun at the expense of their first born.