Batwing Smakk
In a nice mid-week break from the work grind, I went out for a little 36 hole golf tourney with Wu, LRod & DrE. The rounds went about as expected with Wu & DrE scoring as the highest overall team in the tourney (that's not a good thing by the way) with LRod & I only a few spots behind. Best Ball format for the first 18 made the game a little harder but the 95 degree plus sun added a little discomfort to the 18 hole afternoon scramble.
Though my favorite part of the day (aside from the nice flask of Captain) was the impromptu vocabulary lesson provided by LRod. Though I believe the original source may have been Howard Stern, it was still a new definition for me.

• Batwings - when your balls stick to your inner thighs

Yes ladies, this is what we talk about during golf....

Role Model Smakk
After many years of watching almost every movie made, I have finally found 3 movie characters that are almost the perfect role models for the life of Smakk. To not make it to easy for all of you to understand, I highly recommend you view each of these movies to get the full affect of these great persons. Here we go:
3. Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey. (Jimmy Stewart) - Drunken socialite that hangs out with his best friend, a 6'3" invisible rabbit
2. Charlie Wilson in Charlie Wilson's War (Tom Hanks) - Womanizing hard boozing Congressman with an incredibly hot staff that funds a secret war against Russia in Afghanistan
1. Zach Hutton in Skin Deep (John Ritter) - Rich womanizing complete alcoholic best selling author of modern day literature
Of course, I'm now with the Bunny so maybe these should be slightly revisited soon.....slightly....

Cracker Smakk
If "cracker" is a racial insult on a white person, would a rich white person be called a "Ritz"? These are the things that I ponder during the day....