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Friday, May 22, 2009

80's Smakk
In celebration of my turn over the hill, The Crew will all be gathering tonight at the House of Blues to celebrate the music of my teenage years. The classic 80's live bands performing include A Flock Of Seagulls, When in Rome, Dramarama, & Gene Loves Jezebel. Hopefully I'll have just enough drink to time warp back to the days of cruising around in my bitching camaro with my double flipped Polo collars, OP shorts, and black & white checkered vans on my feet. Ahhh...back to the days before "Omigod" became just "OMG".
Well I gotta motor you spaz. Tonight should be a wicked time totally to the max. And if it's not awesomely bodacious, then just gag me with a spoon dude....

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Email Smakk
Quick email exchange between Big Wu & I this morning:
Big Wu - Does the day after turning 40 feel any different?
Smakk - Kinda like the day after marriage. "Can't believe that just happened..."

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Old Smakk
Well despite the odds makers around the world have been saying, Smakk actually made it to his 40th Birthday today still alive and breathing. Wow...40 years old. And it's 10am and so far these are the common references I have received via text, email or twitter:
Grey Hair - 6
AARP - 4
Sagging Balls - 3
Prostate Exam - 2
Dinosaur - 1
It's gonna be a long day....