Halloween Smakk

With all the election excitement, I was unable to give you all an update on the Halloween for Smakk. This year included a costume party and general drunk fest at Club 6850. Here's a breakdown of the awards:

Best Costume - Team Yott for the Brad & preggo Angelina with their accompanying assortment of muti culture doll clan. (Special Smakk props to the Maddux doll with the transposed face of Big Wu's).

Best Moment - Gwedo falling over backwards in chair after avoiding ball from H's preggo Angelina stomach and just continuing to lay upside down while bleeding

Best Costume That Was Just Reason to Dress Slutty - Nicci S in her Candy Corn outfit with short skirt and garters. Though as hard as he tried, I don't think Gwedo got to taste the candy.

Best Handmade Costume - Wu & L with their self-styled Alice in Wonderland & Mad Hatter suits. May have been contender for first place if Wu could have actually found the yellow pants.

Most Predictable Costume - Sosa in his "Hung Like A Horse" outfit. Believable...no. Predictable...yes.

Most Appropriate Costume - Though the Bunny will argue that it was her Angel costume, the winner goes to the Smakk man himself. Dressing to most fit my persona and ego, there was really only one person that would be appropriate enough for Smakk. And of course, that person was GOD.

Have a great day folks...and I bless you all.

Economy Smakk
So Obama is the man by a landslide and with renewed confidence in his capable hands to fix the economy, the market takes an immediate nosedive. When will people learn that the only thing driving this "recession" is the media? Recessions in the US economy are the causes of one of two things: an actual cataclysmic tragedy i.e. the 9/11 attacks or, as in now, the lack of anything interesting for the media to cover. Think about it. The best our economy has been was during Clinton's presidency. Slick Willy gave the media so much fodder with Hilary, Monica, cigars, etc...that they didn't need to focus on the economy.
So what caused the media to create our current economic slowdown? Here are just a few factors:
- Coverage of the war is just too boring & depressing
- Bush really never had any good scandal like Monica, Iran Contra, Watergate
- No new really stupid must have toys like Tickle Me Elmo, Beenie Babies, Cabbage Patch Dolls
- OJ actually went to jail
- No Y2K bug to end the world
- No babies stuck down a well
But the #1 reason why our 401k's are plummeting due to this media created hysteria - Britney Spears cleaned up her act. Come on Britney! We need you back on that crazy horse. Shave the head, hit the car with the umbrella, put your kids in danger, find a bigger loser than KFed. people need to feed their kids Britney. Is one more pantiless cootchie shot too much to ask for your country?

Road Trip Smakk
So after driving all over DFW and throwing in a couple trips to Waco and Austin last week, what do we decide to do on Saturday? Road trip down to Houston to surprise Mack Attack for his b-day. So we loaded back up my rented red Camry with Big Wu riding shotgun and the Bunny & L in the back. Now a 3 hour drive doesn't seem like that tough of a ride until you realize that there is no way to filter out the backseat bunny chatter. And what an extra bonus that L is a nurse in the labor and delivery room so that we could hear details about massaging vajay jays and dilated cervixes. Then you get a couple strawberry mojitos fueling their systems and its game over. Unfortunately the radio can only drown out so much....