Carrotless Smakk
(in tune to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzlD7Lc6w8
)



In the night I hear him drink,
He’ll take a sail and turn so cold
An idea to roast with coals

He’ll have to fold
Or live a life that’s Carrotless...
How could you live so Carrotless... oh
How could you live so Carrotless?

How could live so,

Free of dog hair on your clothes yo

Don’t have to worry about chewin on front door yo
Miss the random acts of being psycho
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the the bunnies we got to you
And yo I know I chase squirrels up in trees
And yo I did once try to hide your keys
And now you think you can roast me
Think you’ll make dog meat
And you walk around here like you own me
Well you should listen
I got the funny
Cuz in the end I got the bunny

In the night I hear him drink,

He’ll take a sail and turn so cold
An idea to roast with coals

He'll have to fold

Or live a life that's Carrotless...

How could you live so Carrotless....oh

How could you live so Carrotless?

BBQ Smakk
In another attempt to save on spending, I have come up with a great plan to feed my guests at our upcoming St Patty's Day party - Korean BBQ. After a morning of green jello shots and loads of beer, we will all return from the Greenville Ave Parade back to Club 6850 to enjoy a well cooked brisket of this foreign treat in honor of Big Wu's cousins in the Far East. And I'm sure that I speak for all when I say, " We will miss you Carrot. "

Cutting Back Smakk
Since --- recession -- hurting -------- so ----, I ---- decided ---- I ---- do -- part -- contributing -- efforts -- cut ---- on ------- things. Since - am --- willing -- give -- on --- essentials ---- I ---- have ---- Captain -- boating -- golf ---, I ---- decided ---- I ---- give -- every ----- word -- this ---- today -- my --- contribution. That -- all.