Toilet Smakk
We have one of those old cushioned toilet seats in one of the guest bathrooms that had a small tear in it, so I decided I would stop by Home Depot on the way home to pick up a replacement. Why can't they make anything simple? First off, I did not know that there are 2 different sized toilet seats - round & oblong. So I call the Bunny and have her take a pic of the current seat to see if I can narrow it down from that. I was happy that at least she didn't drop a deuce in for the pic for me. Of course that didn't really help and I had a return visit and exchange at the Depot. So once we had established that oblong was the model of choice, then you still have about 50 different styles to choose from that all look almost identical. Are you kidding me? There are 50 types of toilet seats but only 4 different brands of Captain Morgan. Surprisingly the install was only about 30 seconds of work so it didn't leak over into my sailing time. Now I just need to decide what my reading material will be for the TU (Turd Up) christening...

Belt Smakk
Many people can show their attitude through the outfits and accessories they choose to wear especially when going out to a bar or such. For example - if you're reading this post while wearing an Ed Hardy Shirt, then most likely you're a douchebag.
For me during my pre-Bunny years, the item was definitely the Striped Shirt. (For those non-long term Smakk subcribers, please read the article in this link for reference -Striped Shirt Guy .)
With my cage door mostly locked by the Bunny over the past couple of years, on the occassion that I do venture out in the nightlife, I just no longer feel the striped shirt can really still give people that correct impression. So the stripes have hit the back of the closet and I have found an accessory for any outfit that can still proclaim that "Yeah, I'm that guy." stature. And the new item is - The White Belt. Simple, elegant yet has cocky smartass written all over it. So The White Belt Coalition has officially launched. I'll see you out there in them soon...