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Friday, August 05, 2005

Lap & Flake Smakk
And another thing for today - you guys may remember my former buddies Lap & Flake from some old Smakk adventures. Yes, former buddies I'm afraid. Something about hooking up with both roommates, blah, blah, blah. Well, I made them a site as a joke some time ago and I go to check it out today for kicks. Low and behold, looks like they've decided to play in the blog world now. But the great thing is the first few posts are trying to slam yours truly, the poor innocent Smakkster. I just love my lasting affect with the bunnies...once again, That's How I Roll. So please be sure to drop by their site and leave a little comment of encouragement.
Lost Cells Smakk
I think I'm losing brain cells at a little too fast these days. Example - yesterday I go sprinting down my stairs to the front door to answer the door bell. This is strange to begin with because everyone just helps themselves into my place without knocking or anything. So I open the door and no one is around. I look up and down the street - nobody. So I'm thinking someone might be fucking with me or there's some bunny's boyfriend/fiance/husband has a rifle scope locked in on me at that moment. So no rifle shot and no one around. I'm about to close the door and the door bell goes off again. I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm standing right at the door bell. Once again "Ding Dong". Finally I realize the noise is coming from back upstairs and I figure it out. Yes, it's that damn Buzz alarm on Yahoo Instant Message that sounds like a door bell.
And then to start off my day this morning, I decide I need to pour a couple of Red Bulls over ice for a little road soda on the way to work. So out of habit I walk right over to my bar and grab the vodka. Luckily before I start pouring, I realize that I'm heading to the office and not out bunny hunting. So of course, I make it a double.

Thursday, August 04, 2005


Need a bunny!! 'nuff said.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Gay or Not Gay TV Smakk
I just learned last night that one of my crewmembers secretly watches those lame ass Lifetime movies. All I can say is – Gay. Now I myself have also been questioned on some of my own TV fare, so I think its time to set the record straight on what TV viewing by a dude falls in the Gay or Not Gay categories. So here we go:

Lifetime Movies – Gay (lame stories, weak issues, bad acting, attempted tear jerkers)
Laguna Beach – Not Gay (HOT teenage girls. Perverted maybe, gay not at all)
Ellen DeGeneres – Gay (only hot lesbians on TV would be Not Gay)
The OC – Not Gay (see Laguna Beach)
Will & Grace – Gay (gay guys = gay TV)
Degrassi – Not Gay (Canadian high schoolers having sex. Once again, perverted but not gay)
Everyone Loves Raymond – Gay (show sucks - show about guy – guy sucks – gay)
Andy Milanokis – Not Gay (He’s got peas on his head, but don’t call him a pea head.)

Monday, August 01, 2005

Weekend Update Smakk
So I returned back to Big D on Saturday after my adventures in the suburbs of Houston only to proceed straight from the airport to Sundance Square in Ft Worth to get the pre-party started with Gwedo and Loops. After a few RVB’s in the room, Sweet Caroline (bop, bop, bop) meets up with us at the hotel and we all proceed down to Mi Cocinas for a little grub before the serious action begins. We meet up with Chris J and friends, and after a couple steak Tacos al Carbon (highly recommended) we all head down to Pete’s Piano Bar. Though I’m not usually a fan of the piano bar scene – throw in some Red Bull, shots, bachlorettes, etc…and it can be an alright time. Night ended with a post party back at the hotel with pizza, stolen flowers and pillows, security complaints – all the standard fare. Hen a nice little Sunday followed with a 3rd viewing of Wedding Crashers and of course, the beer tower. Just glad to be back at work. Need the rest…