Gas Smakk
In these economically hard times while fuel is still overpriced, even Smakk has started some cost cutting activities. To save on gas, I have started buying handles of Captain by the case. My God it is such a pretty sight to see. A giant six pack of pure liquid gold.
Have a good weekend all. Hopefully it will be as fuzzy as mine....

Less Smakk
In an effort not to restock my wardrobe of Burberry polo Barney's dress shirts (Yes, I am that pretentious), I decided this week to start excercising more and, even more dreaded, to start eating healthy. The Bunny is completely supportive of this by limiting the hordes of candy & junk food she buys every week to items that are not my exact favorite. Though she did have to hide the flaming hot funjuns. Crack has nothing on those addivtive bitches. So I can handle the shittier food, more miles runnin & time on the Wii fit, but there is still one gigantic looming problem. Therefore I am offering a substantial reward to anyone that can figure out how to distill rum in a manner to make Diet Capt. and if it means more alcohol content...that certainly is not a problem.

DC Smakk
The Bunny & I had a nice little jaunt to the Nation's Capital over the weekend. I played tour guide since it was her first visit there. We hit all the monuments, the Smithsonian Museums and Arlington Cemetery. Had some good food at Ben's Chill Bowl, Legal Seafood and a couple local breweries. But the most memorable experience from the whole weekend is exactly how much damn walking you need to do in this town. Even with our Metro day passes for the subway, I am sure we hoofed it for at least 25 miles over those two days. And what the hell is with the 60 degree weather there that feels more like 30 degrees? The only good thing about the cold was that I think it kept me from bleeding to death by coagulating my bloody stumps that were once my feet. At least with all the multi culture influence in the town, you would think they could have a few more rickshaws or something...