Addiction Smakk
After the Y2K bug and drugs for ADD & OCD, the biggest scam of the past 20 years is that there is such a thing as addiction. Even after my own 20 year cruise as his first mate, I had no problem going cold turkey with my sails with the Captain 13 days ago. Do I miss him - yes. Am I having cold sweats or anything - no. And what exactly is the point of rehab? It's just a fucking hotel without room service for booze. Just go in your own freakin house and don't drink.
And the biggest addiction joke is nicotine. I see preggos all the time that have no problem kicking the smokes but right after the birth, back to "I just need a cigarette." Jesus christ - if you lasted 9 months without it, you weren't addicted bitch. You're just a lazy ass slacker looking for an extra reason to take breaks from work or you have no fuckin social skills to carry on a conversation with a guy so you give him a hint on your strong oral complex to constantly have a pole in your mouth.
Anyway - for all you weak ass jack offs that have an "addiction", just own up that you have no will power or backbone and shut the fuck up. Now no one bother me the rest of the day. I need to log back onto my Full Tilt account....

Night Out Smakk
In a new ground breaking event last night, we had a couples night out dinner with kiddos in tow. So Lil Wu & Mikey D made it out to represent for the Crew of 2030 which provided the great opportunity for us to throw out new racial slurs specifically targeted at infants. Yes, we have those also.
Other than that, the night was pretty much the same except I was the only non-preggo one without a beer. Not that I'm bitter about it....being the only one not drinking...while everyone else was drinking...beer...cold, cold, refreshing beer...without me...no beer for me...mmm ice tea....not Long Island Tea....not Texas Tea...just tea...and not beer...foamy draft beer...more flavor, less filling....beer...