Heigl Smakk

Ok. I guess I can start watching Grey's Anatomy with you. It may be just what the doctor ordered. With a side of Captain of course...sail away, sail away....

Friday Smakk
It's Friday....'nuff said.

Jumping Smakk
Instructions on how to make your Bunny jump:
1. Wait until you hear Bunny pulling up in the garage to park car
2. Hide on top of dryer in laundry closet in hallway
3. Close laundry door just cracked enough to see out
4. Wait for Bunny to get right in front of door
5. When Bunny is directly in front of you, jump out yelling "Hey!"
6. Look at Bunny turn ghost white in panic and scream, "AWW SHIT!!!!"
7. Proceed to put Bunny's now wet pants in dirty laundry

Bunnies make such fun toys to play with.......

Jumping Smakk
Instructions on how to make your Bunny jump:
1. Wait until you hear Bunny pulling up in the garage to park car
2. Hide on top of dryer in laundry closet in hallway
3. Close laundry door just cracked enough to see out
4. Wait for Bunny to get right in front of door
5. When Bunny is directly in front of you, lounge out yelling "Hey!"
6. Look at Bunny turn ghost white in panic and scream, "AWW SHIT!!!!"
7. Proceed to put Bunny's now wet pants in dirty laundry

Bunnies make such fun toys to play with.......

"In-Law"ish Smakk
Wasn't it bad enough to have to meet the Bunny's dad for the first time on the weekend he's getting remarried? I'm trapped in his North Florida house with no escape car with the dad, new wife, 126 yr old grandma and 200 of their closest friends. Let me review my speech again - "Hi. Yes, I'm the Bunny's new boyfriend."
So what does the Bunny think would be a good encore for this. "Hey Babe. I want you to take a 10 hour drive with me to McNowhere, Nebraska so you can meet my mom. Oh, and it's my other grandmother's 80th birthday so there will be some other family there also. Won't that be fun?"
It really is hard to reach the trigger with the barrel inserted in your mouth...

Good/Bad Smakk
Bad - Horns looked like freakin' Colorado in the OSU loss
Good - I dominated at Beer Pong during the game watching party
Bad - Cowboys lost on Sunday
Good - NFL Ticket in High Def is da bomb
Bad - 0-3 starting weekend in my fantasy leagues
Good - it's still a long season
Bad - Had another drunken World War breakout with Bunny late Sat night
Good- Malibu rum drink in face doesn't leave permenant damage on eyes
Bad - The Bunny got 1 year closer to the big 30
Good - She scored with Tiffanys, Burberry & Luke's Locker b-day gifts from me

All in all it turned out to be another fine weekend even though the football results were weak.
And today is going to be a BIG DAY - Happy Birthday to The Bunny!!!!