Decision Smakk

I have made 3 decisions today:

1. Next time I wear my black shoes to work, I will make sure that my socks are not actually dark blue like today.
2. It is not acceptable for my Afro-American friends to call me "Cracker", but they can call me "Cracka".
3. Texas will beat OU tomorrow...even if I'm not sober enough to remember it.

Hook 'Em!!!

Rain Smakk
I have discovered my new talent - I can make it rain every time I drive to a different city. Just in the past month, no matter where I drove, it's solid thunderstorms the entire drive. Austin, Shreveport, Tulsa , Houston....torrential downpours the whole time. So if you're having a drought in your hometown, just stick me in a rental car, put your address in the TomTom and let the floodgates open. At least it gives me a little road game that I like to call "Guess the number of flipped 18 wheelers & cars stuck in median."