Friday Smakk
Friday is here and I am ready. A few plans already brewing for the weekend. Maybe a little drunk movie action tonight to see, Hot Fuzz, from those briliant Brits that brought the smakk classic Shaun of the Dead. Bunny has race on Saturday morning and then I have lunch meeting with all my staff at Stockyards Station in Ft Worth. Hate to work to intrude on my drinking but yip-ey-ky-ay, I'm having a full bar at the meeting. Maybe I'll even wear some boots. Drunk Steve landing in Big D on Sat evening and we'll porbably hit the Rangers game for some beer and dogs Club Level style. Then the traditional Sunday at the Byron although I won't be holding the rope for Tiger this year with his no show. The Bunny will reflect on this anniversary where she first fell for "The Eye" from me. I will reflect on how I will now be there to actually watch golf instead of other bunnies in their tight golfing attire. Somebody buy me a set of picks for the wedding - the cage door is locked tight.
Anyway, top five flicks with about great weekend:
5. Weekend at Bernies
4. Bachelor Party
3. Road Trip
2. Risky Business
1. Fandango

Later all - I hear a golf course calling....

Last Kiss Smakk
Watched the Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, last night and it pretty accurately depicted dysfunctional relationship life. Which of course meant the movie was depressing as hell. Although Racheal Bilson (the OC's Summer) slutted up very, very nicely. (That little minx.) It's one of those movies that I knew was a mistake to watch with the Bunny about 5 minutes in. Young husbands bitching about wives, psycho ex-girlfiends, guys cheating on their pregnant girlfriend with a hot (That little minx) college girl - yep, I could feel her stare boring in the back of my head all night. Even without moving her lips, there was a screaming in my head in her banshee voice, "You better not ever do that to me!!!"

Anyway - top five films not to watch with your bunny:
5. Untamed Heart - "You never buy me a room full of roses."
4. Pretty Woman - "We should go shopping!"
3. Breakfast at Tiffany's - "I love Audrey Hepburn. I wish I was her. She was so...blah, blah, blah..."
2. Dirty Dancing - "Why don't we take ballroom dancing or salsa lessons?"
1. Titanic - "Would you die so I could live? We never go on a cruise. Will you always love me? Why is my diamond only 2 1/2 carats?"

Countdown Smakk
The clock of impending doom has started officially ticking down. Yes that is correct - the Bunny & I have picked a date for the upcoming nuptials. In less than six months from now, Smakk's cage door will be locked down in a front of a small crowd at the Dallas Arboretum in mid October. Flowers will be blooming, birds will be singing, bunnies across the nation will be crying and Smakk will be profusely sweating. So start the doomsday clock - 170 days and counting....
Top five wedding movies:
5. Father of the Bride
4. The Wedding Singer
3. The Deer Hunter
2. The Godfather
1. Wedding Crashers