Complaining Smakk
Oh how I love when the Bunny complains to me about some trivial thing. Like the other day, I get "Why do you always leave your used dinner napkin on this same spot on the kitchen counter every night?" To first explain - when we have dinner at home, we use real cloth napkins rather than paper ones because I'm just like that. So after dinner, I keep my napkin by me as I sail in the chair to wipe the periodic prespiration off my cup of Captain throughout the evening. When I am finally drunk enough to hit the sack, I put my cup in the sink and lay the napkin by it on the kitchen bar counter.
Now realizing that this is annoying to the Bunny, I decide I should not leave my napkin there anymore. So do I now take it to the dirty clothes basket each night before bed? I don't think so. Now I just find random spots like on her top of her computer keyboard, in her bathroom sink, on the toilet seat by her office, etc, etc,
to leave last night's napkin. Let's hope she doesn't start complaining anytime soon about where I go to the bathroom...

Voice Smakk
In further efforts to drive me completely insane, The Bunny has perfected mimicking the voice of the Wii Fit to the T. Please remove all sharp objects, handguns and drain cleaner from my reach. Thank you.

Lyric Smakk
The most annoying song overplaying on the radio right now is "In The Ayer" by Flo-Rida & Will.I.Am. And yes, rapper names are getting ridiculously stupid. I need one for myself. Maybe Tex-Ass or Drunk.I.Am. Anyway - this song has one of those ridiculously catchy lyric chorus as follows:
Oh hot damn , this is my jam,
Keep me partying till the A.M
So I get this stupid thing stuck in my head for my three hour drive to Austin last week. So of course I decide there could be a way to smakk it up a little with these themed derivations for the Crew:

Big Wu Guam version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
On the island, we like rice with our spam

Sosa version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I'm done with you jerks and throwin up my hands

Yott version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I put my naked butt on your face when I can

LRod version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
Saying she's my BFF is just a big scam

Dangerous D version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I hunting out on craigslist for a big ole ham

Loops version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
Jumping fences while drunk makes my face go bam

Buster version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
My exes love to cry to Wu at 2AM

Single Crew members version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
The boys like to say "slam, bam, thank you mamn"

Married Crew members version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
No idea how the laptop got that porn spam