Shot Smakk
So some of the Crew & I were sitting up at BWW last Saturday enjoying some brews when our pilot crew member, Capt Sorley, stopped by to say hello. We started updating Capt S on some of the latest drunken adventures that he had recently missed and somehow this exchange happened:
Wu - "You should do an 18yr old piece of ass."
Capt S - "Right. I'll end up landing on To Catch a Predator."
Wu - "It's a shot asshole."
Can't remember much after that because my oxygen was cut off from laughing too hard...

Family Smakk
I'm trying to decide which of the following two recent occurrences that I am finding more disturbing in my home life:
1. The Bunny's Dad comes in to town this past weekend from Florida. So after his long 10 hour drive, he plops down on the couch, unwraps an ankle holster and places his .38 revolver of the coffee table beside me.
2. After 1 bottle of wine and a couple hours of watching LC's relationship problems on The Hills retrospective last night, the Bunny looks at me and says, "I don't care if I have to kill you. We are never getting divorced!"
Married life and in-laws...ain't that special...