Gay Smakk
NEW YORK - Clay Aiken appears on the cover of the latest People magazine holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay."
Really?? Clay Aiken is gay? Unbelievable. This is just so shocking. I hear next week's cover story in People magazine has Will Smith on the cover with headline: "Yes, I'm Black."

Economy Smakk
Leave it to Smakk to come up with the perfect plan to fix our economy with ease. It's very simple actually. If a person is having financial difficulties at home, what's the easiest way to bring in some extra money? Sell something. So what does the US own that could fetch us some serious cash that we would not care if we no longer owned? The answer is obvious - Guam. Japan already regards this island of Chamorros as their version of Hawaii anyway. So let's just let them buy it. I don't think any of us would really miss it. I will be putting up the link to buy my "Sell Guam" t-shirts shortly. I'll pre-order a XXL for you, Big WU...

Torchy Smakk
I picked up the Bunny at the Austin airport around 10pm on Thursday evening to start our nice long weekend of fun in South Texas. Being that it was already too late to grab any traditional dinner flare in the area, I decided to try somewhere different for us. So with a Captain road soda in the cup holder, we took our rented bright red Grand Prix over to Torchy's Tacos in the South Austin Trailer Park & Eatery. And what could possibly be better than pulling up to a polished silver Streamline taco stand parked on a dirt field with plastic tables and chairs? Only one thing...the tacos. Out of the many good choices from the grilled jalapeño sausage "Republican" to the egg and avocado "Dirty Sanchez", I gotta say my favorite was the "Trailer Park". This beauty in a flour tortilla is made up of fried chicken, green chilis, lettuce and pico. But even better is to get it "Trashy", which is sub the lettuce for queso. This was so good it should be considered it's own food group. And thank god that the Austin Motel gives you an extra roll of toilet paper....