Tailgate Smakk
About to hit the road for Austin for the weekend to get in a little tailgaiting for the UT/Colorado game with the crew. Already confirmed that Catman has the mack daddy suite booked downtown for the post party. Everyone has their duty under control for the morning. Loop is getting the rental, Gwedo is picking up the RBV, Sosa is getting the shark fin nice and high, D is polishing the dome, Carrot is distracting...err...I mean entertaining the bunnies at home and for me - I'm just working on more liver damage. Boys Trip, Austin style. Time to hit the road and forget many fun times this weekend.... Hook 'em.

Early Bird Smakk
Did I really get to work so freaking early that frost and dew formed on my car after I arrived? Yes, I got to my office at 4:30am this morning. I know all I do is make money, but I never said I wanted to work for it. Well at least I have tomorrow and the weekend off for a good drunk bender in Austin to watch the Horns crush Colorado. I’m hoping their stupid mascot freaks out Bevo and he goes over there and impales that midget bison they have. It will be Buffalo Burgers all around. Alright, got to get back to work. Just needed my 9am lunch break. And as for "the early bird gets the worm" - fuck that unless the bitch is at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

Technical Difficulty Smakk
The only reason I have any time to post right now is that email went down in my entire company. Even though it’s giving me some relaxing smakk time for now, I’m sure it will probably make me stay here all night following up on blah, blah, blah.
I actually think there should be more technical difficulty in life. Kinda like when your TV or computer screen gets everything all warped looking and it reminds you of a nice, peaceful acid drop. Matter of fact, I think if people start bugging me I might drop my “Is this going to be a long story?” line and start using, “Excuse me. I’m experiencing technical difficulties and will have to get back with you later.” And just start walking away from them while going “BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP.”
I’ll be sure to test that out this weekend while I watch my Horns continue their domination of college football. Hook 'em.