Song Smakk
My top five songs right now:
5. The Fear - Lily Allen
4. Beautiful Girls - Five Times August
3. Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
2. Ain't No Rest for the Wicked - Cage the Elephant
1. I Love College - Asher Roth (This song is greatness. A new classic.)
Update your Ipods bitches.

Learned Smakk
Things I learned today:
You can purchase women's running shorts at Academy for $16.
The Bunny has a problem saying the phrase, "Did you take the last napkin?"
Twitter can start to get annoying with text updates.
Buster watches "The Hills" to learn his pick-up lines from Brody Jenner.
Some Sprint employees have body odor problems.
Too many people are panicking about the swine flu.
I do not like 3 mile jogs in the morning.

Things I didn't not learn today:
If I won the lottery on Saturday and I'm sitting in my office when I could be on the beach.
How many licks it truly takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Why Megan Fox is not following me on Twitter.
Why is it called chili.
What I would do for a Klondike bar.

Question Smakk
Finally the greatest single question facing mankind was answered last night on Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior - who would win between a Spartan Solidier and a Ninja? Spartans all the way and suck it Big Wu.

Now that we have that out of the way, let me knock out a couple other ones for you:
What is the meaning of life? The answer - love. And since I love me some Captain, the meaning of life is Captain. Who would of thunk it...
Is there a God? Yes and he's very disappointed in my answer above.

And I'm not sure what question this picture answers, but I like it very much.