POS Smakk
In one night last night, I think I watched the two biggest pieces of shit movies from last year - Failure to Launch & Annapolis. Even pounding the Captain & Diet wasn't helping these movies out any. Failure's big attempt at laughs comes from random animal attacks by a lizard, a chipmonk and a dolphin. Annapolis is like if An Officer And A Gentleman was a retard.
How the hell are these movies being made and I don't even have a reality show of my life or a best selling novel? Guess I need to finish more than that first page...

Kinko's Smakk
Where the hell do they find these people? So I go down to the neighborhood Kinko's to fax a couple pages about my mortgage. Fax the two pages then walk over to the counter to pay.
Clerk - "May I help you?"
Smakk - "Just faxed these two pages to a local number."
Clerk - "Was the number local?" wtf??
Smakk - "Uhh yes. A local number. 214 area code."
Clerk - "Ok. That will be $2.17."
Smakk hands him a $5 dollar bill.
Clerk - "Would you like me to take it out of this five?" No you fuckin' tool. I just wanted you see what a five looks like. Did he freakin' expect me to give him something smaller like a $3 dollar bill?

Jesus I hate people sometimes...

Entourage Smakk
Entourage is hands down the best freakin' show on TV right now. As a matter of fact, I'm officially naming it the best show that has ever been on TV period. With Entourage now at top spot, here are the rest of smakk best 20 shows ever:

20. WKRP in Cincinnati (As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.)
19. Get A Life (Is Chris Elliot still alive?)
18. Cupid (Jeremy Piven old school style)
17. Undeclared (only sitcom really about college life - wtf?)
16. Max Headroom (still blows my mind)
15. How I Met Your Mother (Suit Up)
14. Herman's Head (if you haven't seen it, can't even start to explain it)
13. Freaks & Geeks (retro teen angst)
12. My So Called Life (such good teen angst)
11. Laguna Beach (Let the rain fall down...)
10. Seinfeld (Marine Biologist may be best single episode ever)
9. Simpsons (still going strong)
8. Wonder Years (Kevin & Winnie - the orginal Ross & Rachael)
7. Andy Griffith Show (The Classic!)
6. Hill Street Blues (every drama on TV is a ripoff of this show)
5. Degrassi (Next Generation, High & Junior High all rock)
4. Square Pegs (totally different head, totally)
3. Parker Lewis Can't Lose (so freakin' orginal in the day)
2. Cop Rock (only lasted 4 episodes - damn the man)
1. Entourage (Aquaman releases this season!!)

Did I miss anything? Bring it on!!!

Annoying Smakk
I really can't think of things much more annoying than having a bored Bunny in the office with me while I'm trying to finish up paperwork on my mortgage. With her new phone in hand, she is trying out every fucking ringtone at full blast which is just doing wonders to my hangover from the throwdown at Dirty D's yesterday. Haha - right now while I'm typing this she asks, "What are you doing? You look up to no good. Are you posting an Annoying Smakk comment about me." Jesus I hate when the Bunny knows me that well.