Happy Easter Smakk

Insurance Smakk

Carrot here. I've been doing some thinking about life. I overheard Mrs. Smakk talking with Mr Smakk about doing some changes on their insurance. I didn't hear any mention of my little green gecko friend but I did hear them talk about the pet insurance. Apparently their old policy had me covered in case I was also in the car when an accident occurred. There is a very good chance of this happening since most of the time I'm in the car Mrs is driving. And we all know this includes driving, applying lip gloss, texting, talking to me and petting me, eating, drinking water... the list goes on. My life has passed before my eyes many times. Why I enjoy these car rides I'll never know. Now that they've switched insurance companies I am no longer covered. I would like to know how I'm going to be taken care of if there's an accident. Do I really need something else to be nervous about? I already have my nightmares of the days before Smakk, these damn parties they keep having at my house, that sneaky cat always stealing my attention, and that big Chinaman that they keep inviting over that I know wants to eat me. I think I'll just go hide behind the bed some more and shake nervously....

Weather Karma Smakk
Weekend weather while I'm in Dallas - 70 degrees with sunny clear skies
Mon & Tues weather in Dallas while I'm in New Jersey - violent thunderstorms with torrential downpours dropping 5" of rain and flash flooding
Weds weather in Dallas as I return to town - 65 degrees with sunny clear skies
Outlook for rest of week & weekend with no travel plans for me - 70's again and more sunny skies
Yep...it's good to be me.

Quote Smakk
Officially the greatest quote of all time:
Oh boy dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk. - Homer Simpson

St Pattys Day Smakk
So the annual Greenville St Patty's Day Parade & Club 6850 Post-Party went off with great success again this year. We went through 300 jello shots at the CVS Lot party within the first 2 hours, and it was easy to tell. This helped The Crew to fit in well with the other drunks in the the 75,000 person crowd. Though we did have some outstanding moments throughout the day:
Sorley smooching with 7 different girls on a 35 minute 2 block walk
Big Wu spinning Jenn M up in the air over his head like pizza dough
Yott & me taking a tour of the "pee" tree only to see a girl take a squat center stage
Wu & my nuckle thumping challenge
Beer pong, beer pong & beer pong
But the "piss" de resistance, came from our faithful Minister of Fire, Loops MVP. In a very extreme move, Loops decides that there's no time like the present, and takes a whiz right in his shorts while standing right among the crowd. After letting it run right down his leg and splash on the young lady next to him, I believe her exact quote was, "You're pissing down your leg!" With our little soldier headed off to Scottsdale for more green festivities, I hope he packed the Depends...