Skimmer Smakk
Took the day off today to get some things done before the Bunny & I head out for a weekend cruise to the Bahamas tomorrow. So I decide to clean the pool a little and I open up the skimmer lid to empty it out and what do I find? Leaves - no. Bugs - no. Drown squirrel or other small critter - no. Clock that used to be hanging on the wall of my back porch - yes. It was actually a little surreal. I open the lid, look down, see it's 11:16am and go "Ok." Yes, the clock must have been a victim of the St Patty's Day bash from Saturday. How it got there? No idea. Like I said before...it was a good party but all the details are fuzzy.
Anyway, have a great weekend all. The Bunny & I will be sailing the seas in many, many ways. Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.....

Sleepover Smakk
Well it looks like the Crew needs to step it up on our parties. This article shows a teenager sleepover party in Grapevine this weekend trumped our last fandango. Damn kids...

Grapevine police are investigating reports that a 13-year-old girl was assaulted with a Taser, given alcohol and bound with duct tape during a sleepover at a friend's house. The girl was also given an unknown type of pill, police said.

The 13-year-old and other teens at the house were allowed to drink from a small keg of beer, police said. Adults were at the home at the time, Sgt. Murphy said.
"Somebody provided the alcohol and allowed it to be used," Sgt. Murphy said.

The 13-year-old apparently became drunk, loud and out of control. According to a search warrant affidavit, a group of juveniles bound the girl's hands and legs with duct tape. They also used duct tape to cover her mouth. The girl was dragged down a flight of stairs by her legs and assaulted multiple times with the Taser, police said.

The girl cried and begged the teens to stop, the affidavit stated. About midnight, the girl called her father to pick her up. Her parents reported the incident to police Saturday. Police executed a search warrant at the home later that day and recovered a Taser and duct tape.

Ok - Let's get our party started. Where do I get the Taser?

Lost & Found Smakk
The Greenville St Patty's Day parade and Club 6850 post-party went off without any arrests or deaths on Saturday. Although there were many folks in a self induced coma all day Sunday trying to recover. We kicked off the first jello shots around 9am but closing time is still an unsolved mystery. Beer pong, jager shots, Sorley's "spritzers", the "I AM SPARTA!!!" yell off...it got ugly early and I'm not even sure we made it till dark. With the lack of memory and worst game of hung over golf I've ever played on Sunday (107 at LB Houston - ouch!), it looks like the party was a success. Even so much more a sign was all the leftover items the Bunny discovered while cleaning up as I was hacking away on the fairway. So for any of those folks missing some things, here's the Club 6850 Lost & Found content list:
Multiple pairs of guy and girl sunglasses
One bag of empty jello shot syringes
One camouflage UT cap smelling of sweaty head
One camouflage koozie
One green girls Old Navy hoodie
One Oakley sunglasses bag
One red and white soft sided cooler
One gray and white hard sided cooler
One green mens lightweight zipper jacket
One crushed ping pong ball (Bastard!)
25 discarded livers
Tammy's lunch in the toilet
Any of these items will be available at Club 6850 to purchase at the small cost of one penalty Jager shot.