Rental Car Smakk
Once again, the man is out to get me. Just about an hour ago, I go to my neighborhood Budget to pick up a rental car for my drive down to Austin. Upon checking in, the guys asks me,"Would you like a PT Cruiser or a Chevy?" Now for any that rent a car often for work, you will know my answer was the Chevy. So I'm now excited that I don't have to make my 3 hour drive down to Austin in a pimped up mini hearse, until they pull up my Chevy or more exact, Chevy HHR. For those of you that don't yet understand the humor in this, please check out the links on both below.
PT Cruiser Chevy HHR
Damn the Man!

Number Smakk
9 - the AM hour that we will start drinking on Greenville for St Patty's
1,000 - estimated number of people at the CVS lot party
1 - number of free bathrooms at the CVS parking lot
6 - years in a row I have been to CVS for Greenville parade
3 - number of times I actually saw the parade
500 - number of jello shots we are preparing for the day
3136 - ounces of beer already chilled at Club 6850 for post-parade party
6 - estimated number of people that will puke that night at Club 6850
100 - percent chance one of the pukers will be named Wu, D or Gwedo
75 - estimated % of day that I will remember on following day
99 - estimated % of pictures that will be taken during my blackout period
0 - the number of sober people that will be at Club 6850