Super Hero Smakk
I have decided that the economy will continue to spiral downward if I do not help save it. And since I have no need of further fame and accolades, I have chosen to do this under the guise of a mask super hero. So if you see a masked man walk into a retail establishment or restaurant, please do not fear he is there to rob the place. No instead I will be spending hordes of money & running up obscene credit lines to use the full effect of my purchasing power to kick start us back into prosperity. And I will be known as - The Stimulator. (Sorry ladies but I am talking about the economy.) So for any of you that care to follow my lead, empty out that savings account and grab all your credit cards. Its time to hit stores & bars, spend our monies and join me as my band of Stimuli.

Question 2 Smakk
So the next question posted to Smakk is from the Thunda himself, LRod - "I need a few stock tips for the upcoming year. Will Captain Morgan stock suddenly drop if the Bunny gets prego and you have to stop drinking?"
There are three points I'll need to make her to properly address this question:
Point 1 - There is no current plan on paper for the Bunny and Smakk to multiply. Although obviously there could be no greater gift to give this world than to have little versions of Smakk running around (hopefully with the Bunny's marathon endurance), no official timeline has been set.
Point 2 - If a bunny in the oven does appear anytime soon, this would greatly increase the consumption of Captain over the next 9 months considering I would have a guaranteed sober chauffeur.
Point 3 - With the departure of LRod's BFF next week to the wintery North, I see a great amount of alcohol being consumed by the Thunda himself.

As far as a true stock tip for those floundering in your plummet ting 401k's, I would strongly advise all to look into a recent public offering of a Dallas based national home security company. Smakk hears things may be soaring there very soon...