SA Smakk
Looks like a couple nights on the San Antonio Riverwalk is the plan for the weekend. The Bunny is running a marathon on Sunday while I get a good 3 1/2 hours bonding time with her Dad during the race. Hopefully he hasn't brought his travel size lie detector kit for the occasion. I will get a little escape time on Saturday hopefully to play a round of golf with Dr E and some locals. And since the Bunny has to turn in early on Sat night for her energy reserves for her BIG DAY, not sure what I will do for entertainmentthat evening....hmmm:
Solo adventure along the Riverwalk?
Dick's Last Resort with the parent rabbits?
Mad Dogs stop to visit my "Does that shirt mean you like to fuck like a bunny?" Bartender?
Re-enactment of the Alamo but using beer bottles as ammo?
Sailing with the Captain in the hotel room?
Options, options, options....my liver and I are so excited.

Insanity Smakk
The events of the past few days while I was staying at the Pechango Casino on So Cal have me thinking that I may be going insane. This is very, very frightening stuff. Please do not read if you are using a pacemaker or operating any heavy machinery. To recap:
Nights spent at the casino hotel: 2
Time spent gambling: 0
Number of beers during trip: 1 (and yes, it was just a glass not a full keg)
Number of glasses of wine during trip: 1 (ditto above)
Number of other alcohol drinks during trip: 0
Number of people I text messaged during trip except the Bunny: 0

Just crazy I tell you. Well at least I see my sanity returning back to me tonight in the form of a Captain bottle. Ahoy mateys... it's time to set sail.

Election Smakk
Election Tuesday is here and the Govenor's race in Tejas is as fun as ever. All kinds of choices are in the menu for today:
Are you wary of Perry?
Do you want to ring that Bell?
Is it time to get Kinky?

Who will Smakk be voting for today you ask? I'll be choosing a game of Blackjack and vodka/soda in Cali as my voting choice for this evening. Maybe Arnhuld will come by for his re-election shindig. Just remember - Voting is your right, just like drinking....

Borat Smakk
All the hype was right. Borat might be one of the funniest movies to come out in a long time. This guy makes Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass crew look like kindergarten kids on the playground compared to shit he is pulling off.
I even laughed through the entire 20 minutes of previews before the movie. Not actually at the previews but at the Bunny while she was trying to unscrew the top of the flask. Maybe need to add some biceps curls in with all those sit-ups....
So if you didn't catch Borat this weekend, make sure you do. Or you could just wait around and see it when the DVD comes out...NOT!!