SMT Smakk
My new form of entertainment is SMT - Social Media Torture. Basically, it taking information that you get on buddies from their social media sites like Facebook, and then use that ammo to torment them. My latest victim has been Thunda (also known as Little Timmy), who just loves to provide great snippets that can easily be transformed into a good swift kicks to his nuts. Of course, I enlist Big Wu for the game since he is not on FB and it adds to Little Timmy's confusion and unrest. Here's a few simple examples so you can learn and adapt to your own racks of pain:

- Little Timmy comments on FB to some random chickie - "Those shoes didn't look that uncomfortable. Do u need a foot rub?" I immediately forward him a picture of hands rubbing a foot and cc Big Wu asking if that is his technique.

- Little Timmy comments on FB about his girl BFF coming into town in a couple weekends. Big Wu & I immediately start planning a fake boys trip that weekend and keep asking him why he can't attend.

- Little Timmy posts on his FB status - "Grhhhh not happy...not happy at all." I immediately send him a Care Bear "Get Happy" ecard signed from chickie that he offered foot rub.

I'm pretty sure you get the drift of things. Please enjoy and happy tormenting!