Sick Smakk
Are you kidding me? My bunny gave me some kind of funk and for the first time in I don't know how long - I will be staying home on a Friday night. Now of course that doesn't mean I won't have a beverage or 12. Isn't that saying "feed a fever, drink away a cold until you pass out and can't feel anything"? Or something like that. At least I can look forward to the enhanced cold medicine effect after washing it down with vodka. So the streets are safe tonight - Smakk is out of commission. But with Catman coming to town tomorrow, I'll probabaly need to get my rest now anyway. Drink 'em for me tonight boys!!

2006 National Champion Texas Longhorns Smakk

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!

National Champs Longhorn Smakk
The day has finally come for the Texas Longhorns to prove that they are the best college football team in the nation. That's right - Vince Young and the boys are going to cruise into Pasadena and beat down the over-rated Trojans with an ugly stick tonight. Now that the USC offense has to face a real defense for the first time this year, expect Bush and company to post an all time low in scoring and snap that 37 game streak. So final predictions for tonight:
Vince Young throws for 3 TD's & runs for 2 more for over 400 yds of total offense.
Bush will barely break 100 yds and leave the field crying like a bitch.
Final score - USC 30 - Texas 41.
HOOK 'EM HORNS! It's gonna be a BIG DAY!

New Fuckin Year Smakk
So it's 2006 and I can't believe I'm still here. And I'm only talking about making it through the weekend. Though there were many highlights like: Loops losing Tic Tac Toe to Carrot (I'm not fuckin' kidding) or getting blazed to the Muppet Movie drinking game or the "tater tot" home video or the repeated "It smells like pot in here"...shit...those were all just normal Saturday night events. No - the best was the freak fest between floors 7 & 8 at the Radisson. Yes - apparently loading up 15 loaded up people in the elevator will cause it to breakdown in mid fall. It was classic stuff. I have never seen so much panic in such a small space. Complete breakdown - and I'm not just talking about the elevator. Not to name names but we were calm except:
Laguna Girl
Crop Duster Bro
Loops
Moe
Sosa
D (or the guy I only saw when he smiled)
White G
White G mom
Whits G dad
Impregnator
Impregnator girlie
So that leaves the Bunny, Smakk and Implants being the only calm fucks in the vator. Bunny and I are laughing while Implants is snapping phone pics like it's a slim jim. Needless to say, we made it out, made it to midnight and I got to kiss my Bunny. That's really all that matters. (I know, I know - but she reads this also.) ;) Happy New Year All!!!!!!!