Golf Smakk
Friday special at Coyote Ridge - $42
10 Coors Lights from Cart Girl - $30
Pack of SpongeBob Balls for Loops - $6
Loops beaning Tom in head with his 2nd shot on very 1st hole - priceless

Jesus. I love Crew Golf....

VMA Smakk
The Video Music Awards on MTV just suck now. Crappy bands, too much ghetto rap, poor direction of show. Just a waste of my good buzz last night. And what is with all the rap bands that come and go at the drop of the hat? These flash in the pan rappers are like disposable diapers - they might be able to make it with good shit for one time, then you can throw them away.

Lizard Smakk
Pepper has finally made her first kill. While sipping on my Captain on Monday night at Club 6850, I see the little black furball playing with something on the floor. As I stumble over to investigate, I see Pepper has cornered a small lizard and is batting the guy around. Not wanting blood on my hands (or on the floor for that matter), I decide to swoop in a save the slimy little fellow. So I pick up the guy by his tail and pop, the damn thing comes right off. Now Commander Salamander is really freaking out and the damn detached tail is flipping and flopping in my hand. I of course run into the bedroom to wake the sleeping bunny and show her the treat in my hand. Can't remember what exactly she said because my ears were ringing from the blood curdling scream and shattering windows. So I return to the den to see how Mr Gieco is fairing against Pepper and all that is left is a bloody pulp. So I discard of the body and flopping tail in the garbage disposal. This news recap once again brings out the banshee shrieks from the Bunny as I drift off into my dazed slumber....

Loops Smakk
Saturday night was not the first time LoopsMVP has been kicked out of bar. Not even the first time he's been kicked out of Knox Street. But I believe it is the first time he's been kicked out by his own Crew. Yes - not the bouncer, not the cops, but the Crew had to take Loops home early on Saturday. Was he dropping glasses? No. Was he head butting the DJ with his signature ShawB shuffle.? No. This time Loops was removed before the fight broke out with him and another patron. Not quite sure how it all began but Wu & Dirty D had to calm down the big boy after he "bowed up" in fighting stance against his tough quarry. Yes, Loops, SHE did look like trouble but I'm sure you could have taken HER. Hahahaha

Invincible Smakk
Saw the new football pic "Invincible" with the Bunny yesterday. Not sure what my favorite part was - the full flask in the medium sized Diet Coke or the half hour blackout when the power went out. Ok, maybe the flask of Captain wins. Sail away, sail away....