Shock Smakk
I fired my pool guy today (bless his child molesting rapist looking heart) after deciding to take on the pool maintenance at Club 6850 myself. I know that sounds very suspect for me to do the work myself instead of just paying someone, but I think I can handle it. Light a Jesus candle for me anyway.
So yesterday I go out and buy some supplies. New brush, chlorine tablets and my new favorite - Shock. I spend about a half hour skimming the surface and brushing the green walls of my algae infested pool. Brush isn't really doing that much so I decide to try throwing in a bag of the Shock. This shit is like a miracle. My pool is sparkling clean today gleaming in the sun like a fresh bottle of Captain does in my mind. Still to cold to dive in but it does look tempting.
They need to have Shock for other stuff in life. Can you imagine having a little bag of this miracle powder for use at the bar? Some stumpy troll hag comes walking by you asking to get them a drink, you sprinkle a little magic dust and BAM - she turns into a bunny. Oh well, I guess that what beer goggles are for...

Cruise Smakk
The Bunny & I survived the cruise to the Bahamas, and no that was not us that fell off the balcony. But thank you for the concerned calls & texts. Ended up being a good long weekend at sea. Just a few highlights:
Impromptu bachlorette party for the Bunny with my company's financial department
Yellow Bird party boat ride with free rum punch on route private island beach
Gorging self with 6-7 daily meals (the lobster tail was good)
1/2 hour at blackjack table to win $400 and pay bar tab for trip
Bunny thanking my company Founder & CEO for engagement ring I bought her
Beer, Wine, Rum Punch & Vodka Soda over and over and over