Hobby Smakk
With the couple week countdown until the expected arrival of Smakkette, I am officially on the wagon starting yesterday. This was a decision that we (and by "we" I do mean the Bunny) made in case she goes into early labor or just so I can enjoy her final two weeks of pychosis...errr...preganacy in complete sobriety. Obviously there are other small reasons like having a functional liver, remembering the last few hours of the evening or other blah, blah, blah.

So now that my main and favorite hobby of the last 20 years is gone, what to do to replace it? So far these are some of the suggestions:
- Hit the gym
- Read a book
- Remote control boat racing in my pool
- Teach Carrot to be normal dog or just torment him to heart attack
- Petition government to sell off Guam
- Build mobiles out of road kill
- Write a self help book about the pains of marriage & childbirth
- Perfect the "If I don't move, she can't see me" process
- Practice new covert bat wing clearing maneuvers
- Convert vehicles to run on alternate fuel of remaining Captain Morgan

Oh well...I guess I could always start a blog...