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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Prediction Smakk
With less than 24 hours left until the Crew head off to Austin for Big Wu's bach party, I figured it was time to come up with some predictions:
Wu - Will be 1st to puke and will be grabbing for party bucket by 8pm
Buster - Will be trolling the hotel ice machine at 2:15am in his plain white tee
D - Will be dirty dancing with 3 pigs simultaneously until their weight breaks stage
Sosa - Will be riding back to the hotel in rickshaw after being left by the group
Scott - Will be serenading random people on the street to Cher songs
Gwedo - Will get at least 4 drinks thrown on him within 1 hour
LRod - Will be secretly texting his BFF until his Amp kicks in
Smakk - Will sit back and enjoy the ride
I will include all other predictions on the Bunny restricted site that is strictly on a need to know basis...

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

N.O. Smakk
Why does God not want Smakk to go play in New Orleans??? I have only planned 2 trips to the French Quarter in the past five years. The 1st trip was planned the weekend following Katrina, which of course got washed away. And now my 2nd trip for Wu's Bach Party this weekend was thwarted by Gustav. Katrina & Gustav? I am being killed by storms that sound like Russian Pairs Ice Skating team. Well at least I have some satisfaction from knowing it takes a natural disaster to try and avert plans of Smakk. Guess we'll just have to save those airline tickets for a boy's trip to Mardi Gras next spring.
And I apologize upfront to the citizens of Austin for whatever happens to your city this weekend for serving as the bach party back-up. Consider yourselves warned...

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Weekend Smakk
So another successful 3 day weekend has come and gone. Some of the better higlights included:

Lewisville bar crawl with Big Wu that ended in a Sherlocks Addison happy hour with extended Crew
Pool time on Saturday and then flasked up to see Tropic Thunder which has to be the most hilarious movie this year. Then continued to party with Captain from Club 6850 throne until finally passing out at 3:30am
Sunday at the lake for some tubing and other fun in the sun. Then Guitar Hero & American Idol on the Wii to cool down for the night
Golf on Monday where I smakked around Thunder Boy Elrod and won my next round on him. Then some more pool time & Wii with Wu & L to finish off the night and weekend.

Now the weekend is over, and its time to get back to the sobriety and reality of suckville. At least the weekend starts on Thursday evening for me this week...