Sushi Smakk
While I finally had the freshest sushi ever and who would have believed it came from a bar in Lewisville called Redneck Heaven. We had a whole crew up there for Sosa's B-day right in the middle of biker's night. So in celebration I bought a round of minnow shots for Sosa, Wu & I. In case you haven't figured it out, this shot actually comes with a live minnow. So the three of us each grabbed our little treat by the tail and dropped it down the hatch with a red headed slut chaser shot. mmmm mmmm
Though upon later review of the event care of the video shot by the Bunny, we find that one of the participants actually palmed his minnow in his hand and casually tossed it under the table - COWARD! So not to embarrass the large Guamanian fellow, I won't tell his name hear but it rhymes with Fig Lu. Once again...COWARD! Now please excuse me, I need to shat Nemo...

Twitter Smakk
I have to say I'm impressed with the fight between Ashton Kucher and CNN for the first that can reach 1M followers on Twitter. It has so inspired me to issue my own challenge in the twitter-verse that starting today, I hear by issue this challenge for the first to reach 100 followers - CaptSmakk vs Somalia Pirates!! Even though the pirates do not yet have a Twitter account, I feel it is only a matter of time with their growing popularity. So the gauntlet has been thrown (sorry about the cup of Captain that was still in it) you third world buccaneers, bring it on!

And the Bunny did get the "Sin Smakk" response correct from last Friday with answers #9, #7, #4,# 2 and #1. Haiku reward will follow in tomorrow's post after the sailing begins...

Costume Smakk
Wish it was closer to Halloween - I've got a great costume idea. First I need 3 of my "darker" friends to dress in cut off clothes and hold AK47's. Then I just need to put on my Captain's hat and perfecto - Captain Smakk & the Somali Pirates. Hmmmm....that's also not a bad name for a band....