Number Smakk
1 - number of shirts I brought to golf on Saturday
9 - number of holes played in pouring rain on Saturday
0 - number of shirts I wore home on drive home from golf
2 - number of Bunny birthday dinners driven to during rain this weekend
1 - number of birthday dinners that actually occurred after I dropped off Bunny at restaurant front door, parked the car, ran through pouring rain and she goes "It's too loud & cold here. Let's just eat at home."
100 - exact number of days left until Smakkette is due to arrive from today
100 - approximate number of pink & brown polka dots I put up in nursery this week
100 - probable rise in my blood pressure over next 100 days