Vocab Smakk
Created a new word last night while watching these huge girls on American Idol. What do you call a girl with a huge box down there? A vagiant.

Anyway - One more day until the Crew has a little Boy's Night. Loops has promised that Black Finn will provide plenty of entertainment for us. A few predictions:
Loops will be kicked out before midnight for solo dancing
Wu will be hanging his head in the bushes giving back his dinner
Dirty D will lose 6 pounds in sweat from his 1am dance off 360
LRod will be blamed for cutting the cheese over and over
Buster will vanish early in a cloud of mystery and re-appear at 2am
Sosa will only be visable on the back of a milk carton
As for me, I will just sit back with my vodka soda and enjoy the show....

Pepper Smakk
My cell was blowing up with texts and pics yesterday as members of the Crew were gathered at Pappa's Pizza for a 6 hour lunch without Smakk in attendance. There were pics of Silver Bullets, Miller Lites, Jack Frosts (frozen Jack & Coke) and random visitors coming across my phone every 15 minutes. A small sampling of the texts included:
"Jack Frost says Hi"
"Pappas all day"
"Having 4 some"
"Why is random guy telling us jokes at the bar?"
"Come up to Pappas"
"2 dollar coors light"
"Me and darrick last ones standing. Where are u?"
So even with this peer pressure upon me, I stood my ground and continued with my activity planned for the day. Yes - the Bunny & I continued to plant a pepper garden. Bell, Habanero, Red Chilli, Jalapeno, Serrano...it was pepper madness. How can sitting in a bar for 6 hours come close to the joy I will have in 75 days when probably 3 peppers actually break through the soil? Forget it...I going home to cry in my Captain.