Fast Smakk
So I walked into the Bunny's office while she was looking over local area race results and she suddenly yells, "Look! I'm listed as one of the fastest women in DFW!"
So I respond, "Well, that's no surprise. But did it mention anything about your running also?"
Well she wasn't fast enough to hit me before I exited the room...

Compromise Smakk
Now that I'm just a few weeks out from getting married, I know how important compromise will be in making my relationship with the Bunny work and I'm willing to do my best. For example, just yesterday the Bunny decided that we should go on a Sunday afternoon bike ride. Only an hour earlier, Captain Morgan and I had already decided to set sail for the day, so taking a bike ride did not seem to be conducive to continuing my high seas adventure. So what could I do so we could both enjoy the rest of the day? Not a problem - while the Bunny went out to make sure both our bikes were all aired up, I filled up my sports bottle with a little Captain & diet road soda. Let the biking and sailing commence....