Bowl Smakk

Texas 52 - ASU 34. The Horns own the Holiday Bowl you bitches!
'nuff said....

Strike Smakk
My Tivo is running dry from this Writers Guild strike. It's getting so bad that yesterday I added 45 movies to my Netflix queue, and these are not pretty selections. So this is a plea to the WGA to please end your bitching about syndication rights and other blah, blah, blah. You're getting paid to write. Try actually getting a real job and see if you keep bitching. And if I'm forced to watch "Bring It On - In It To Win It" or "I Know Who Killed Me" because of you guys, I'll become a scab writer myself and let you sit at a desk all day writing on a blog for free to keep from doing your job. Assholes...

Christmas Smakk
Another joyful Christmas has passed at Club 6850. The parental units head out today so I should be able to start hanging out more with my favorite friend, Captain Morgan. It was a good time over the past week even regardless of the abundance of sobriety in the air. The Bunny and I both did a good job with the gifts and made sure we kept the retail stores in business. Just to name a few of the brands that made an appearance at our package opening yesterday included: Prada, XM, Nike, Apple,Victoria Secret, Seven Jeans, Crocs & multiple appearances of Burberry. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas as well, and please feel free to join me on any of the post holiday benders over the next few days!!!

Locked Out Smakk
Just a quick post and then back to bed. I am getting a cold and need to rest. Because SOMEONE left me out all night last night. Mrs. Smakk thought since she didn't have to run today she would hit the bottle. And a second bottle was opened too. So when she let me out to do my business last night she forgot to let me back in. Did I mention it was 27 degrees out? 2 hours later she still can't hear me barking in her passed out stupor. I can't believe Smakk was the sober responsible one this time and actually let me in. Don't worry the responsibleness won't last. I just overheard him talking about teaching me to play Guitar Hero. Oh, I can't wait. *in my most sarcastic bark*