Solo Smakk
How do I spend the entire night having 4 bunnies fighting over dancing with me and I end up waking up alone in my own bed? And why is Taco Bell all over the place?
Anyway - 2 hours sleep and now off to the casinos in Shreveport. I so love being me.

Next One Smakk
So my day started off with an email from Dr E that said, "Apparently there is something about u that makes the next one look so inviting." This is in reference to the fact that my most recent ex got engaged this week which only 2 months after I ended it with her. (I’m not even going to get into how f*cked up that whole part is.) As well, my ex from 1 year ago is now already married and living in a house with her new husband. This makes for 2 out of my last 3 relationships over the past 18 months have taken the bug plunge with the next guy they date right after me. We’re actually not sure on this status of the 3rd because she hates me too much to get any kind of updates.
So why is this happening? I’ve rationalized this to the point that I understand once you’ve been with the best maybe you’re just willing to settle down with whatever is convenient. It’s like you’ve had a ride in the Ferrari but really just couldn’t handle that kind of prestige and power, so you go back to your Kia or whatever. Understandable. So anyway - anyone out there really looking to get married or engaged in the near future, if you can meet the standards, I’ll go ahead date you for a couple months, show you the most fun you’ve ever had in your life, dump you and then you can find your new little boring life partner to settle down with. I am such a charitable man it almost makes me tears up.

**New Poll** - updated the poll on the sidebar. Sorry for those visitors that really don't know the whole situation around this engagement. From the poll choices, you can probably get an idea.

Class Smakk
Didn't really have time for a post today. Got a couple students coming over for blackjack training tonight in preparation for Vegas on July 4th. Also, going to have a live practice run this Saturday at the Hollywood in Shreveport with the boys. Besides blackjack there are a few other arts I feel extremely qualified to teach:
Continous Drinking: The Real Way to Live
Bunny Hunting: It's All for Sport
Bunny Stealing: The Art of Cockblocking
Time Mangement: Bunny Juggling
Defensive Driving: Getting Freerides and Cabs when Hammered
Closing the Deal: "The Eye"

Top five school movies:
5. Saved
4. Mean Girls
3. Heathers
2. Breakfast Club
1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Theme Music Smakk
So my boy Po-Wet suggested that I hire someone to walk around behind me with a jam box that will play my theme music when I’m out on the town. Guess he got this idea from some commercial airing right now. The plan would be that there would be different songs playing depending on the situation or activity that I’m drunkenly engaged in at that moment. Not sure which songs would be good for what, but here’s a few ideas:

Get bite from bunny – “Let’s Get It On”, Marvin Gaye
Get bite from multiple bunnies – “Pussy Control”, Prince
Bump into Nicki – “Since You’ve Been Gone”, Kelly Clarkson
Bump into ex – ‘She (Fucking) Hates Me”, Puddle of Mudd

Sure there are many more I could add but I am way to sober right now. Should be fixing that very soon.

Top five movie songs:
5. Lose Yourself – 8 Mile
4. Theme from Sahft - Shaft
3. Born to be Wild – Easy Rider
2. Old Time Rock & Roll – Risky Business
1. Mrs. Robinson – The Graduate

News Flash Smakk
I'm drunk.

Baggo Smakk
My crew has become obsessed with playing Baggo. For those of you not familiar with this game, it’s basically horseshoes with beanbags that you throw in a board with a hole.

I of course have not played yet because of my unwillingness to put down a drink from either of my hands. It is amusing though to watch 8 guys standing out by a pool talking smakk about who is the best tosser as they get more and more hammered. I join in on the getting more and more hammered – just skip the beanbag stuff. And by the way, will someone please explain why I woke up with a tab from last night (a freakin’ Sunday) that had 20 shots on it and I also have a confirmation for a hotel room at the Hollywood casino in Shreveport this Saturday?