Top 20 Smakk
I am greatly, greatly struggling with Smakk's Top 20 Bunny List. (My Bunny is obviously excluded since she's my all time favorite. ok - that should buy me some golf time this weekend.) So here we go:

20. Rachel McAdams
19. Kristen Dunst
18. Jordana Brewster
17. Kate Bosworth
16. Eva Longoria
15. Kristen Bell
14. Lindsy Lohan
13. Kelly Ripa
12. Rachel Bilson
11. Rachel Leigh Cook
10. Keira Knightly
9. Elisha Cuthbert
8. Amanda Bynes
7. Isla Fisher
6. Katherine Heigl
5. Kristin Cavalarri
4. Jessica Alba
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Natalie Portman
1. Scarlett Johansson

Foshizzle Smakk
I'm getting a little tired of being accused of being "too white" by my ethnicly challenged crew members. So that they may better understand my Smakk Attacks, please refer here: Shizzle Smakk

Quote Smakk
The Bunny - "That's why I like it so much. When I'm running, it's like my head is completely empty."
Hmmmm...Bunnies run a lot, don't they?

Pool Party Smakk
The 1st Club 6850 Pool Party went down on Sunday without any police involvement or trips to the Emergency Room. Although Loops had a close call with his head scraping naked banzai dive into the shallow end. Damn, that water must have been colder than we thought. Most of the Smakk party essentials were present - freshly tapped keg, flowing shots of Tequila, drinking games breaking out on multiple tables, underage bunnies in house, peeps passing out on couch before dark, Sweddy Freddy molesting Nicki...and of course, we were all sailing the high seas with the Captain. Did we really go through 35 cheeseburgers, 25 hotdogs and 5 lbs of wings?? All that's left in my fridge is one lonely pack of veggie dogs from Code Red's no show. We know it was a good time when the final stragglers leave out about noon the next day. And the Bunny And I went the whole night without World War 17. Ain't we lucky we got'em....Good Times....