Fix Smakk
Well it's been a week since Obama was elected. Did he fix everything yet? Economy still seems to be in the shitter. Unemployment is rising. Gas prices are moving back up. Weather sucks outside. Captain Morgan is not coming out of my faucet instead of water. The Hills and The City are still on the air. People at work keep emailing me their damn problems. I still can't get the foot pedal in sync with my drumming on Rock Band. Patio burritos and pizza rolls are not fat free. I still cannot type this keyboard with only my mind. Wait...nope still not working. The mute button on remote does not work on the Bunny. Wait...definitely still not working. Lifting my drink to my mouth does not count as cardio. The sidewalks are not moving and I'm not going to work on my jet pack.
Ok, maybe I'm being unrealistic. One more week Barak..one more week..