Manny Smakk
As any of you that follow sports know, last Thursday Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for testing positive for human chorionic gonadotropin, a women's fertility drug that boosts testosterone levels. Though I find it a little ridiculous that the steroid that busts him is used for women's fertility, I find it even more ridiculous that while reading the detailed article about the situation in SI from my porcelain throne today, I have this thought, "Didn't I draft him on my fantasy baseball team?" Yep, I've been playing a suspended player in my starting lineup for the last week. Too busy or too drunk - just make your own opinion...

Florida Smakk
The Bunny & I spent the weekend at Ft Walton Beach, Fl for her little sister's wedding. Weather was perfect, we had good times with her family and there was lots of beer flowing at all times. I also got the chance to have some new experiences for me as follows:
- Drove a 4 wheeler for the first time through the woods at her dad's country property
- Then drove a tractor for the first time at her dad's country property (sorry we were not able to capture that sight on film or you tube)
- Drank Bud Light while operating any vehicle on her dad's country property
- Got a good idea of what the Crew will look like when were drunk together in 20 years
- Discovered that PGA Channel on XM radio put the Bunny right to sleep on long 10 hour drives across the damn country to see her family
And finally....
- Learned about "The Parrot". Apparently this is the favorite maneuver of one of the Bunny's dad' s crew member. Basically, once one of your crew passes out from drinking, this guy goes over and places his Johnson on your shoulder and they take a picture of the "parrot" on your shoulder.