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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Vocabulary Smakk
I been meaning to share this new vocabulary term that I heard a couple months ago and just remembered about it. Breastaurant - a restaurant featuring well endowed female waitress showing their goods one step short of a strip club. Please feel free to embrace this term and use as often as possible. And here is a quick ranking of the breastaurants I have visited based on complete environment and dining experience:

Top 5:
1. Bonedaddy’s – Grapvine, TX
2. Twin Peaks – Lewisville, TX
3. Hooter’s – Ft Lauderdale (Waterscape), FL
4. Mad Dogs – San Antonio (Riverwalk), TX
5. Bonedaddy’s – North Austin, TX

Worst 5:
1. Redneck Heaven – Lewisville, TX
2. Cutie Pies – Grapevine, TX
3. Hooter’s – Dallas (West End), TX
4. Bikini’s Bar – Austin, TX
5. Twin Peaks – Richardson, TX