Photo Smakk
I think it's time to update ridiculous photos of myself after being emailed some past randoms. I already have some wearing the furry pimp hat, taking shots on my head, trapped inside Carrot's cage, wearing my hulk pj outfit, humping the christmas reindeer, etc, etc. You know - the normal stuff. I need some inspiration to make an effort to be more retarded in front of the camera, so this might be a photo weekend. Considering much of my inspiration comes in liquid form, I expect some interesting shots. The other good thing is that with my constant black outs, it actually great proof that the things I hear I did really happened. So somewhere between Champps happy hour tonight, my 6am roadtrip for Bunny's race in Ft Worth tomorrow morning, and the unknown events to come tomorrow night - I feel we'll have a nice little photo album created. So watch out for bunnies weilding cameras and striped shirts posing this weekend.

Marathon Smakk
So I ran a whopping 1.5 miles this morning - only 25 more miles to go. What the hell was I thinking? Well, I did some research and found the Houston Marathon in January is the flattest marathon in the US, so that the one for me. Seriously, if I'm going to run 26 fuckin' miles do I really need any hills to be involved? I figure if I do actually finish this thing, there's a good chance that I will seize up and die minutes after crossing the finish line. So in addition to my running training over the next 11 months, I will also combine my end of world partying training with it as well. All I need now is to find a treadmill with a cup holder for my vodka/soda...

The God Show Smakk
I have come to realize that our lives are all just different reality shows on God's TV. So what would be the names of the Rontourage shows?
Smakk - The Real Drunk World
Bunny - Without A Track
Loops - Crossfire Up
White G - How I Met That Brother
Wu - Six Feet Over
Sosa - Mex in the City
Gwedo - Dancing with the Tards
Impreginator - Law & Order: Special Fish Unit
Carrot - Fear Fact

Cancun Recap Smakk
Top ten things from Cancun this weekend:
10. Free flight, free suite, free food
9. The Tatoo Bar, Carlos & Charlies and Slices
8. "Fuck Me" note
7. Dos XX, Dos XX, Dos XX
6. Holding with death grip on back of ATV as Bunny is driving through jungle
5. One of my offices winning top branch award at company banquet
4. TBB - Tan Bikini Bunny
3. Siting on beach in 85 degree weather drinking beer while it's sleeting in Big D
2. Landing a 100lb sailfish in 1st hour of deep sea fishing
1. Getting Bunny so drunk on Jager shots that when she staggered back into hotel lobby the bellhop asks, "Do you need a wheelchair for her?"