Burger Smakk
Are you fucking kidding me? This may be the worst or best burger idea I have ever heard about - Gateway Grizzlies. Here's the quick description - "consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut. " The only thing I can see to top this would to then deep fry the whole thing and sprikle some powder sugar on top. ...fucking A...

Garlic Smakk
I have eaten way too much garlic over the past couple of days. On Tuesday night, the Bunny subjects me to the torture of attending some teenie bopper emo band CD release party. Think they were called Aqua November or someting. The good thing was it was right down the street from Campisi's, so we were able to score some garlic/pepperoni/jalapeno pizza. So good. And then last night, I make a little red beans and rice and the Bunny contributes with some heart stopping homemade garlic cheese bread. This stuff had enough garlic powder on it that even Carrot was cowering away from our breath like he was the demon dog of Dracula.
I mentioned last week how I was freaked that my piss now smells like coffee due to my new daily Starbucks addiction. I'm not even going to get into what this garlic did to me. Pretty, it was not...

Kitten Lesson Smakk
Got home a little early today and thought it would be good to spend some quality time with Bunny's new play thing, Pepper. Here are some things I learned about a kitty:

• Kittens should be de-clawed at birth
• Kittens will drink Captain & Diet
• Kittens don't like dogs named Carrot
• Kittens don't like being in freezer
• Kittens don't like being in microwave
• Kittens make great April Fool's joke by mass texting, "At vet. Ron just stepped on Pepper and she has to be put to sleep." haha - classic
• Kittens will Turd Up when you Turd Up
• Kittens are as easy to toss as Avril
• Kittens like laptops ^%$*$sajkhhfiuAHIGFG&89^%e

Night is still early and I am still sober. I'm sure I will learn some more later....

Calm Smakk
It was an uncharacteristic calm weekend in Smakk World. Did the Addison bar tour with Loops & Bunny on Friday night with visits to Dukes, Logans & Sherlocks. Loops vanished from the Cage couch in the early Sat am leaving the Bunny & I to go on a $1000 shopping spree. Goodies included a new Coach purse & Lucky jeans for her, while I scored a couple shirts from Burberry and lawn seats for Def Leopard/Journey. (I need to find my Union Jack t-shirt for that.) Saturday night we vegged at the Cage with Captain & Diet for me and frozen Pina Coladas for her. Then with 90 degree + weather blazing on Sunday, we took a little spin in the boat to break in the lake season. More Captain flowed that evening for our DVD bananza until the lights went out in Addison...