Message Smakk
Last night I notice I have a message blinking on my hotel room phone at the Crown Plaza in A Town. I'm thinking maybe the Bunny was trying to track me down while I was at dinner to make sure I wan't out in some other cotton patch. So I hit the message button and it rings down to the front desk.
"Hello Front Desk. This is Nancy. How may I help you this evening Mr. Griffin?"
"Yes Nancy. I have a message and wanted to check that."
"Sure, Mr. Griffin. Just dial 61 and you will be put in our message center. Is that all you need this evening?"
"Yep. That's it. Thanks."
So I hang up with Nancy, press 61 on my phone and here's the message I get, "Good evening Mr. Griffin. This is Nancy from the front desk. We just wanted sure evrything was fine with the room so please call us to make sure. Thank you."
WTF???!!!

Quote Smakk
Just some of the emails or texts I have had the past couple of hours this morning...
Bunny - "Pluto has been de planetized"
White G - "I can sleep with Jeremy! ;)"
Gwedo - "Supposed to be like pajama party or something."
Steve-O - "You still alive?"
Loops - "Excited R we..."
Gwedo - "I had one at the house the other day I knocked the bottom off of…I rolled over and asked her to close me out…"

And it's only 9:45am...

Snake Smakk
Loops MVP informed me of a great Smakk-like prank out of Phoenix (I'm actually very disappointed I did not think of it). Someone let loose a couple live snakes in theater audience during a screening of "Snakes on a Plane". I think this should be done during every type of movie. Haven't quite figured out how to match this for some of the current horror flicks that have been released. What would you do for "The Hills Have Eyes"? Guess just put a couple people from Oklahoma roaming the aisles. Hide hacksaw blades in the large popcorns for "Saw"? Have annoying blonde bunnies talk to you during "Failure to Launch"? (Trust me. It was a horror if you sat through this piece of shit.) Hmmm...this will need some more thought when I'm in a less sober state.