817 Smakk
Last night while the Bunny had a couple furry-taiedl little friends over to Club 6850, I decided to leave the pretentious comforts of the 214 area code and travel out to meet the Crew in the 817. And no location more exemplifies this then Duke's Bedford. Now not having any type of chauffeur to get me back to the safety of Big D, I slowly nursed my Silver Bullets through the night and uncharacteristically passed on the shots flowing by the table. It was a good turnout that included Loops, Big Wu, LRod, Dangerous D, Sorley, Lester the Molester and even a special performance from "Knock Knock" Bob. Remaining in my state of calm beer buzz, I had the unique experience of watching others progress into that smakk-like of sobriety avoidance. That scene combined with watching the mid-cities pigs swilling back there drinks while being served by devil horned waitresses in tight leather and black stockings - I can say I enjoyed the evening even. Though it wasn't exactly my every night scene, for others I can tell (as in the words of Loops MVP), "That's right up my alley."

Reunion Smakk
So my 20 year high school reunion is coming up this summer. Yep - 20 years. I am really that old. Can't really decide if I want to go to this thing. Would definitely be fun to see how everyone turned out, prove that I didn't spend a life behind bars, show off the Bunny like a shiny new ornament, etc. Then again I can't really remember a whole lot of the people in my class. Could be the mass amount of alcohol consumed in 20 years did a little damage to the memory. Could be that I only consider college the "time of my life". Could be that I was usually sleeping with the bunnies in the younger classes. Not that a lot has changed there. And I do mean still with the bunnies younger than me not still sleeping with the high school bunnies.
Plus I just have a feeling it's going to be a bunch of people talking about their kids and not too interested in Smakk tales. Oh well....
Top Five High School movies:
5. American Pie
4. Porky's
3. Can't Hardly Wait
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1. Breakfast Club

Nothing Smakk
Smakk is out of town and he's leaving it to me, Carrot, to give his loyal readers a update. I got nuthin. Here is me in the pepper garden. Can you believe Smakk is actually trying to garden? The only thing green about his thumb is when he gets green food dye on it during St. Patricks Day. But then again, something is growing in the garden. *sniff sniff* Smells suspicious. I think the closest I'll come to eating peppers is licking the cat, Pepper.