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Friday, November 11, 2005

Cold Weather Smakk
Starting to cool off a little here in the Big D. Though I'm much more a warm weather guy, there are some things I like about getting cold:
Drinking to warm up
Cute bunnies wearing knit hats (I'm a total sucker for that look)
Laughing at the steam from Carrot's Turd Up
Electric Bill
Drinking to stay warm
No guilt for never taking my boat out
Blazer season
Not sweating in bed when over-heated Bunny tries to snuggle
Drinking to stay warm while running through streets naked
Cold & flu season to miss work on hangover Mondays
Making my talking santa say "inappropriate" things
Writing my name in snow with pee (usually only get one chance per year)
Taking sex pictures with the reindeer at McArthur & 114
Drinking to cool off during crazy warm day in middle of winter

I'm sure I'll learn some more this weekend. Yes, it's Friday. Hello weekend, goodbye memory.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Shameless Plug Smakk
A couple of my buddies have gone the entrepreneur route and each started their own business. So a couple shameless Smakk plugs if you’re ever in the need for:

Gardeners Branch – high end gardening supplies and paraphernalia if you like to play in the dirt.

The Big Kolache – to satisfy all your sausage or fruit in a bun needs if you are in the South Austin area.

Of course, this has me wanting to start my own business as well. But what exactly should that business be? Hmmm….

Monday, November 07, 2005

Sunday Smakk
9am cocktails
One handed push-ups
Cold jalapeno poppers
Chair headstands before noon
Bacardi 151 & Southern Comfort
Bowling and Beer
120 Pizza Rolls
Passed out bunny
Jarhead (with flask)

Another nice little Sunday.